Gross coffee makes me want to cry. -a seven word story

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I’m supposed to write a paper and I can’t think of anything so I literally just put “the first thing I learned in boating school was” and started laughing at myself.

There’s to many fucking ppl in all saints tonight plz go home wit your crusty buns.

x x 2
#cleaneats #vegan #earthday #swag

Kaela just made fried biscuits wrapped in bacon stuffed with mac n cheese……
Diabetes here I come.

x x 2
I love going to ppls houses and seeing snakes, I want to hold you all.

Don’t know how I got so drunk off 4 beers??? Shame.